Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: RampWatch Update

I still have no idea what they're doing.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: Little Red Corvette

Baby you're much 2 fast

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: What's taters, master?

"Perhaps people just like things from Ireland. On second thought... It could just be the taste."
I'm sure Jameson Irish Whiskey is a very fine product, but I think I'll stick with potatoes. And maybe U2.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: Breaking(!) Cute Little Parking Ramp News

This morning multiple dudes assembled multiple safety cones in a line across the top side of our cute little parking ramp.
Stand by...
...FOR NEWS!

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.29 :: Got parts? They'll wash 'em.

I really wish they'd be more specific...

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.29 :: "Gar-bazh"

Why does anyone just say "garbage" anymore, when it's WAY more fun to say "gar-bazh"? Seriously. I think I need to create a National Pronounce Garbage "Gar-bazh" Day. Who's with me?

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.27 :: Danger! Danger!

I know this is waaaaaayyyyy off the alley, but I believe it to be in the transportation-slash-pedestrian-slash-safety spirit of Alley-blog!
And it makes me giggle.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.24 :: Hey buddy, got a Lite?

Greater taste than a dirt clod, less filling than a bucket of chicken.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.22 :: TEA'd off

Leftover Lipton at Republican HQ

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.17 :: Escape from the Alley of the Apes

I know it's only a hoodie hanging from the side of that service truck, but it kind of looks like someone got squished by the passing vehicle. Yeah, maybe it's just me.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.17 :: Take Your Kids To Alley-blog! Day

Did everyone pack a brown bag lunch? Don't forget your jackets. Timmy, please don't put gum in Susie's hair. Alright, who threw up in the back? That's disgusting.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.15 :: I Know Where You Walked This Morning

Actually, I only know where *I* walked this morning (the big parking ramp stairwell), if you want to get technical.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.15 :: Got moped?

Shane does, and I'm jealous. There, I've said it. I've got scooter envy. (Anyone have a number for a 12-step program?)

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.14 :: Paul Blart, Parking Lot Cop

My enemy now has a name. I shall call him Paul Blart. CURSE YOU, PAUL BLART!

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.10 :: Alert! Teen driver spotted near alley!

All points bulletin: Be on the lookout for a caucasian female driving a late '90s green sedan. She is armed with volatile teen angst, and will charge if threatened.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.06 :: Mating season

It's mating season once again in the alley. The males are rutting, while the females in estrus -- such as this beautiful and rare White-cheeked Boozehauler -- expose their hindquarters in hopes of finding a mate.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.02 :: Sign & Heard

Walking through the old mall on the way to work this morning...

Alley-blog! :: 2009.03.23 :: What's the extension, Kenneth?

TOO MUCH COFFEE!!!!

Alley-blog! :: 2009.03.26 :: Diebold? Really? DIEBOLD?

A couple of Diebold vans were parked in our cute little lot on Thursday. What's up with that? Are they in charge of counting my company's Suggestion Box entries or something? God help us all.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.03.19 :: Brad Pitt

Curious indeed...