Gosh! Why do people think they can just park their cars on the sidewalk? Where's the police when you need them...?

"Incident Command Center" eh? You suppose the 'Kato PoPo had some "incidents" at Ribfest in the past?

You know, if Ribfest fans took things literally, no one would ever show up for the event, what with all the "do not enter" signs everywhere...

Anyone know the origin of the word "Beefeater"?