Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.10 :: Alert! Teen driver spotted near alley!

All points bulletin: Be on the lookout for a caucasian female driving a late '90s green sedan. She is armed with volatile teen angst, and will charge if threatened.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.06 :: Mating season

It's mating season once again in the alley. The males are rutting, while the females in estrus -- such as this beautiful and rare White-cheeked Boozehauler -- expose their hindquarters in hopes of finding a mate.