Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: RampWatch Update

I still have no idea what they're doing.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: Little Red Corvette

Baby you're much 2 fast

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: What's taters, master?

"Perhaps people just like things from Ireland. On second thought... It could just be the taste."
I'm sure Jameson Irish Whiskey is a very fine product, but I think I'll stick with potatoes. And maybe U2.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.30 :: Breaking(!) Cute Little Parking Ramp News

This morning multiple dudes assembled multiple safety cones in a line across the top side of our cute little parking ramp.
Stand by...
...FOR NEWS!

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.29 :: Got parts? They'll wash 'em.

I really wish they'd be more specific...

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.29 :: "Gar-bazh"

Why does anyone just say "garbage" anymore, when it's WAY more fun to say "gar-bazh"? Seriously. I think I need to create a National Pronounce Garbage "Gar-bazh" Day. Who's with me?

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.27 :: Danger! Danger!

I know this is waaaaaayyyyy off the alley, but I believe it to be in the transportation-slash-pedestrian-slash-safety spirit of Alley-blog!
And it makes me giggle.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.24 :: Hey buddy, got a Lite?

Greater taste than a dirt clod, less filling than a bucket of chicken.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.22 :: TEA'd off

Leftover Lipton at Republican HQ

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.17 :: Escape from the Alley of the Apes

I know it's only a hoodie hanging from the side of that service truck, but it kind of looks like someone got squished by the passing vehicle. Yeah, maybe it's just me.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.17 :: Take Your Kids To Alley-blog! Day

Did everyone pack a brown bag lunch? Don't forget your jackets. Timmy, please don't put gum in Susie's hair. Alright, who threw up in the back? That's disgusting.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.15 :: I Know Where You Walked This Morning

Actually, I only know where *I* walked this morning (the big parking ramp stairwell), if you want to get technical.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.15 :: Got moped?

Shane does, and I'm jealous. There, I've said it. I've got scooter envy. (Anyone have a number for a 12-step program?)

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.14 :: Paul Blart, Parking Lot Cop

My enemy now has a name. I shall call him Paul Blart. CURSE YOU, PAUL BLART!

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.10 :: Alert! Teen driver spotted near alley!

All points bulletin: Be on the lookout for a caucasian female driving a late '90s green sedan. She is armed with volatile teen angst, and will charge if threatened.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.06 :: Mating season

It's mating season once again in the alley. The males are rutting, while the females in estrus -- such as this beautiful and rare White-cheeked Boozehauler -- expose their hindquarters in hopes of finding a mate.

Alley-blog! :: 2009.04.02 :: Sign & Heard

Walking through the old mall on the way to work this morning...